I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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