last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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