3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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