the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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