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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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