bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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