Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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