bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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