I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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love makes seman taste better
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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