Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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