The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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