I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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