Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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