have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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