are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel great
I just peed on a car
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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