I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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