Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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