yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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