I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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