apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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