Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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