If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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