think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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