he shaved USA in his pubs
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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