Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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