Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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