I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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