Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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