i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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