dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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