the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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