before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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