My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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