Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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