is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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