Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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