it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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