we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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