AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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