i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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