On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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