yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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