Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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