Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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