don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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