oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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