Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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