i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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