If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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