I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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