Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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